The muses’ decision to sing or not to sing is never based on the elevation of your moral purpose—they will sing or not regardless.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

The Senate as a second Skin

Tennessee Williams said "We are all sentenced to solitary confinement inside our own skins, for life." And this meeting of Senate is a means to shed our solitary confinement, and not by means of Scientology, Mormonism or intravenous drugs. Through the fruits of the intarwebs. We must mix the melting pot of fleshlights, youtubes, facebook and even the beloved 4chan to break these bonds of biological confinement. We must become keyboard Samurai ready to meditate on death daily, yet also ready to make the best of this Miley Cyrus generation. It is said that what is called the Spirit of an Age is something to which one cannot return. That this spirit gradually dissipates is due to the world's coming to an end. In the same way, a single year does not have just spring or summer. A single day, too, is the same. For this reason, although one would like to change today's world back to the spirit of one hundred years or more ago, it cannot be done. Thus it is important to make the best out of every generation. And make the best we must. I call upon all Senators to speak out and give a Walt Whitman Barbaric Yelp to cultivate the second blogging Senate skin that is immortal. I love you senators as I love the pillars of the Octopus and the Elephant that stand so phallic and stoic, they are more stable than the marble floor of the Roman senate. Cheers, gentlemen and I will see you all again.

1 comment:

  1. Standing naked in the driveway I join the roar:

    YEERRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

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