“Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?”

This gift to extend our full support to the Deep Horizon Crusade against the Shamballies, is a luxury of the intarwebs. The land of the blog (as I imagine the the second world of Agharta) is the strongest form of Magic known to man. And I don’t trust blogs – unless you have the nerve to put it on paper and print and publish, you should be critical of what’s being said. People write what they write on blogs with the luxury of knowing it won’t have any effect and therefore it can be more polemic. But that doesn't mean we stop the support! I say let the torrents of tomorrow rain down in a great flood. No chance of diluting the BP oil slick, but necessity is the mother of all invention. Some say pelican's are flying again and again to the BP "Gulf Resort" to have their feathers nurtured by the blood of the Shamballies. The effects of this second earths life form blood supply upon our own biological systems is not clear. Further testing is necessary. Maybe a Jonah-esqe trip in the belly of a whale might hold untold benefits such as a cure for autism! Also speaking of colonial contracts, my viewing of the eleventeenth and a half season of the real world leads me to think that maybe, in this graceful yet brutal subworld we could install cameras with live web feeds for Senators and other privileged internet gremlins.



If one delves into the studying of the "hollow earth" or sub world of the Agharta, one is quick to pick up on the supposed importance of the five fingered monkey's running weapons deals and mass genocide. You see, and I quote, "The stone of completion {the top stone missing from the ancient ruins all over the world} is missing. Hence the stone of completion is the unification of man with the creator of the fifth dimension - being God." Now I am not trying to dive into the realm of theology here.. Purely technological. There are openings at the North and South pole of the earth to enter the inner earth. And come June 16th there will be a Gulf hyper passage which will hold untold glory. The point that I am driving at is the infinite reality television and hipster recursion that we are trapped in until the West crumbles under Miley Cyrus's next hit single, can be completely reversed if we can put these hollow earth beings on film and broadcast it globally. The oil spill, as fellow Senator has exclaimed, is an all you can eat buffet!

Now I move on to one of my most favourite artists, Thom Yorke - who has graciously written and recently released a song called Hollow Earth. The lyrics follow the Senator's rantings quite well.

"Without a conscience, a hollow ring
Lost in a maze, and forgetting
Throwing firecrackers and dancing
Lost in a maze a hollow ring

A dereliction (Whooooaa) of duty
A pitiful (whooooooo) display
Stamping the hollow earth (Whoaaaaa)
A pity
And throwing firecrackers (Whooooooo)
Hopelessly"



Just to make sure that "we stop playing and keep it moving"



Cheers, Senators and may the sun shine warmly upon your face.