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Gentlemen, we have the greatest opportunity of any generation of humankind.
The Senate's brother organizations, the Washington Mystic 8 Circle and the Bilderburg Group headed by Grand Wizard Barrack Obama, have finished the preparation stages of Operation: "Deep Horizon."

And congratulations are in order gentlemen.

At 11:00 AM on June 16th, 4 nuclear devices that are currently being lowered into "BP's" "oil wells" will be detonated and the grand crusade will finally begin.


Contrary to public knowledge there is no more of an "oil spill" than there is a naturally occurring resource called "oil." In fact, the fruits of a long waged information campaign are only now about to be tasted.

It is a carefully guarded fact that there is a second earth inside of our planet, called Agharta. Powered by its own sun this reclusive sub-world has always slept beneath our surface, inhabited by the brutal yet graceful race of Shamballies.

Perhaps it will surprise some members of the "outer races" that we have been engaged in tentative racial warfare with the Shamballies since 1859. Some might be even more surprised to hear that the Shamballies' blood is a viscous black liquid, which public information campaigns long ago dubbed "oil".

World Government Scientists discovered in 1912 that the dim central sun of the Agharta world is responsible for the environmental side-effect of the Shamballies' "oil" blood. After numerous botched attempts, on June 16th 2010, four nuclear devices will blow a permanent passage between the two worlds in the vicinity of Agharta's capital city Shamballah and our Gulf Coast.


World Government reports project that depleted blood reserves will be restored by the inevitable colonization conflict with Agharta's indigenous race and carefully structured breeding programs promise to ensure that the Shamballie blood supply stabilizes.

This should prove the greatest opportunity for amassing personal fortunes in recorded history. Gentlemen of the Senate, given our privileged access to power- we've been informed of these impending events before the public. I recommend we make use of this gift and extend our full support to the Deep Horizon Crusade against the Shamballies.
I smell colonial contracts in the wind.