Everything worked out just fine. Three years after a minor hiccup, economy reality once more met expectations- national books once more balanced. Neither worries nor complaints justified, and each go-getter got their earning. Mortgages and credit cards, Loans and paychecks, Dividends and investments. Life is an equation. Add, subtract, multiply, divide- equals- a life to live. The faithful receive the rewards of their faith.
Fire for the chaff.
My mistake, loving a man like him. Jason worked as an immigrant must and I loved those hands.
My pet and my beast. I remembered overhearing from a dog trainer once, and I followed her stolen advice. Whenever cooking for him I mixed some of my urine in with the olive oil. Scents and pheromones- mine would be a good dog.
Darling, I tell myself now- let your loss be your lesson. What am I going to do with these wigs and stockings, blouses and heels?
Little sister, -I tell myself- you'll wear them.
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All I can say really is this .....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKkllJJE_xI
A Scenic Response:
ReplyDeleteTranny Night at the Strip Club by the Interstate.
Nervous, as its her first time dancing.
But all of Christine's girlfriends push her onstage.
She hands her Ipod to the dj.
Her song begins to play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
She Dances.
Nero and I discussed our growing concern for the way you seem to be growing for trannies (wink wink). I suggest you play this song:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ltlLZkFlE
And while it is playing, observe these 2 photos:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12203137&ref=ts#!/photo.php?fbid=744773241452&set=t.12203137
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=744773271392&set=t.12203137
Now good Senator, when does the joke cease to be a joke, and start to become one's reality...?
My right and honorable fellow of senate,for your consideration allow me to correct two misapprehensions.
ReplyDeleteForemost, I must confess neither interest nor attraction in "trannies"- however I myself might enjoy "cross-dressing."
Secondly, and I profess this truism gleefully, a joke only commences to be a joke when it leaves the realms of fabrication and becomes reality.
:)
And really, though dropped in passing, if whilst "cross-dressing" i were to dance provocatively: "It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin" would be the audial accompaniment.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4
Okay, Goodbye horses is good too-- but Kevin James did it already in that episode of king of queens or whatever that movie with the moo moo burger joint was.
ReplyDelete*see my philosophical defense of cross-dressing in my comment to Po-Mo's prequel.
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