We are just my son’s friends band
Not daddy faster and the fuck mes
also
the Cumsluts
Robert's Cumsluts
or
The Faggots
I wanted any of these
but blah blah blah these things
I'm firin up audacity
wanna get this recording stuff to shiiiine
also
i saw
MAD
skanks at the fair
they were everywhere
and all types
from overweight and pregnant belly shirts
to crack addict thin in combat boots
all of em in short shorts
I bought one of em this thing
its called a texas twister
where they slice an entire potatoe into a 2 foot long
continuous curly fry
and then deep fry it
she offered to suck my dick behind the snowman coaster
but i am a gentleman
and settled for a handy by the llama cages
stand up man
that you are
her name was crystal
the potatoe cost too much money
but i regret nothing
it was rainging
and no one was there so the kids didnt see
except maybe the snowman dj did
we sat on a tower above the plastic winter wonderland
why was there a snowman at a summer carnival
and played slipknot as kids went spinning in cups
i'd expect nothing less then any of this from a carnival in
worcester
the slipknot is key
yesterday i joined my boss shining eggplant out behind the
barn
the kid who runs the store is leaving for college and he was
there
the boss was shinning away than looked at this 18 year old
kid and asked
say do you eat pussy?
what the fuck does shinning eggplant mean
the boy was embarrassed and said fuck no and tried to change
the subject
rubbing the dirt off eggplant we picked
but maybe anything?
anyway I said I love to eat it and asked the boss if he did
too?
no need for question mark
but so anyway i asked
and he smiled
and licked his chops
he said
tastes like raw zucchini, babies
like raw zucchini
are you familiar with the term "boghog" or
"pork and beans"?
they refer to the same thing
he said that or are you asking me
oh i am asking
change in discussion
no please enlighten me
i invented these terms actually
with another i will leave un named for their reputations
sake
analigulous
related
analogous
a boghog is someone who enjoys or recieves these things
eatting ones pork and beans is the umbrella term
anyway i am starving hungry
gotta go eat some pbjs and swig sunny d!
catch you soon budd!
alright
good chat
to be continued shall we say?
